When you don’t care then you’ve got nothing to lose.
Have I mentioned my flatemate is a drunkard?
“Something burning on the sidewalk. Fire engines, big and red, men in yellow. Me ‘can you help me get into my house?’ after much talking which i don’t actually remember, limber fireman clambers over fence opens front gate, start to climb stairs. Very drunk, probably stumbling up stairs. Very late also. Fireman and jess walking up stairs, fireman wants jess’ I.D to check that she actually does live here (after he has already clambered over the gate). Get to the door. Adam opens door. Firemen and jess in hallway, adam very confused, jess babbles something probably incoherant about a fire and losing my keys, adam looks less than impressed, apologised profusely, went to bed. Woke up with one shoe on.”
Her keys were in her wallet. She’d just forgotten she’d put them there. And Adam was totally freaked out by three firetrucks out the front… he thought the person ringing our intercom was a someone trying to get us to evacuate, not a drunk and incoherent Jess being escorted home by firemen. ;)
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